My spleen. It haz dropped out.

My jelly donut is all pushed up into my twinkie.

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I'm getting mad heat for the Iggy Azalea post. Like I told an untruth.  I'm sorry, but...she is white, yes? And she is from Australia, right? And she's pretending to be Da Brat, right?

Yeah. I was all wrong.  Look. Don't go all "stage mom" on me because I prefer the real thing. If you think Figgy is a real rapper, then you've probably never received a rude glance when you walked into a room full of people, or had to fight harder than someone of another race for a job, or had to drop to the floor to hide from gunshots every night.

Lucky. Must be nice to be you.

Want more? Bring it, bitches. I'll win every time.