This stupid fight is all anyone's talked about all week. Interviews with celebrities about who they think will win and giant billboards and excited coworkers preordering pizzas and kegs of beer and constant Xfinity pop-ups demanding I buy the fight on demand. I can't even call Comcast to pay my bill without the automated attendant screaming at me about it.
Well, damn. Had I known the quiet celebrity sports guy who came to the homeless shelter opening in Mexican Village and brought a legion of fans with him all those months ago was going to be in the fight of the century tomorrow, I would've asked him to autograph something.
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