On Stepping Stones

Ever notice how a person who has confided in you, bounced ideas off of you, asked for your professional opinions...when the person finally made it big/gets rich/realizes his vision, then drops you like Ebola in favor of the shiny, suddenly attainable model? Suddenly, you're not worth that phone call saying, "hey...what's up?"

Or maybe you never really were. Maybe you were always the lease. 

#resolution

I punched a clown.

 

Standing in line with random groups
of strangers, pre-felony assault

In my defense, it happened inside a four story haunted house. The "world's largest haunted house", Erebus, to be exact.  And I had just been buried alive - they lock you alone in a small closet in total darkness and pour those plastic balls over your head until they fill up the closet and you can't move or breathe. And also, a giant spider grabbed me and I turned and ran smack-dab into a wall and possibly blacked out. And also I think I peed a little crawling through a shaky tunnel to get away from an axe murderer. Lastly in my defense, the clown literally jumped out from the corner I was just about to turn into. He was covered in blood and tried to attack me with a hatchet. I could feel his breath on my cheek. That was too close. And I thought he might be a red spider. So I punched him. And simultaneously screamed in his face, and then said something like, "Now fade to black on that, bitch."

I don't know what that means.  It just felt right.

Sigh. I may go to jail.

Listen. Fight or flight. It was either him or me. I saw him walk out of one of the emergency exits holding his nose. He'll be aiight.

 

#stayinclassy
#filteredtodeath
#erebus
#glitteronmyknuckles






 

Island

It is possible to blend in wholly but feel so completely alone.
 

Morning Tea

 

 

I may be in a random country bumpkin farmville prefecture with no anything...anywhere...

 

...no service, no locate me (I'm literally unfindable), no mall, no pubs, no Starbuck's, and the closest thing to a damn slurpee is a random coca cola vending machine 1/2 mile away ... baka!...

 

but I have to admit, its not a bad view to wake up to.

#playingwithfilters
#twdhappenssunday
#accidentallyfilteredthesceneryaway

OMW

 

#freewifi
#sake
#playingwithfilters

The Mindy Project

Mindy Kaling, you are now in the ISIS of Evil. 

Now, go sit over there in the corner with Julie Chen and stfu.

Bleh.

Woke up at 3am to a bloody pillow and a mouth full of blood. Not like "mixed with saliva". More like "instead of saliva". No pain or headache or anything. When I held my mouth open over the toilet, more blood streamed out. I couldn't find any injuries in my mouth. I looked in the mirror and just sort of calmly decided that I might be dying.  Yeesh...dramatic much?

 

Long story short, it was just a blood vessel in my nose that had ruptured from a bout of sneezing. The blood was draining into my mouth. That just required a saline spray. But apparently, I'm all kinds of influenza'd out. I don't think it was the flu shot. I think its from a whiny, stinky, screaming little mutant creature who sneezed in my face when I gave it a dirty look in the supermarket last week.

 

I swear, kids should be beamed onto an island until they're old enough to vote.

 

I posted the gory bloody photos to F/B for my mom, but I think they're too gross to post here.

 

This always happens right before my trip home. So now I get to infect the entire Japanese population.

#HowZombiesAreMade
#1stworldproblems
#ThePlotToEveryOutbreakMovie
#VoteForMandatoryTubeTying