Saturday, August 23, 2014

Number One.



Look at how far back I had to walk just to use the bathroom! My shoes are not made for this kind of inhuman brutality.

I shoulda just went in the seat.


#tmi


Eminem is Worth the Wait


 
Sooooo excited to be here!! I'm at the Eminem & Rihanna Monster Tour. OMG. Been waiting all week. Traffic was bumper to bumper for miles.  There's this concert at Comerica Park, and also a Lions game at the stadium next door.  It was madness! We all just started talking to people across cars like a Mentos commercial.
 
 
 
 


Long Hair Don't Care






Waiting for a few more inches of length, then gonna donate my hair to Karmanos Cancer Institute via Locks of Love. I can't wait...it's killing me already. It takes so much longer to get ready in the morning. One of the donation stipulations is that I can't highlight or lighten it, so no hair color. I'm stuck with bleh.

Hopefully, only 2 more months before the big chop.






Robot presents a riddle.



News at 11.


Friday, August 22, 2014

Meow





Sooo...who's the new guy? On some new show called "Rush" on USA.
 
Cute, but more "Downey Jr. hot" than "Clooney hot". Lanky, unassuming, super sexy. 



/me stretches awake and sniffs the air in the general direction of the TV.



#stalkingtheTV    #howYOUdoin    #agirlcandream



Death and taxes

Are you willing to die for someone? I'm willing to die for my mother. Right here. Right now.