#tbt

That one time your BFF blasted you to your coworkers for wearing mom jeans.

Smh, bich.

#gonnakickyouintheballs

#filteredtodeath

#blockedfromdeleting

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes.

This song is for the coward who abandoned me when I needed him most. After all this time, I still can't believe I trusted you implicitly.

I was just going to post a few lines, but I couldn't find a specific set of lyrics that are more apropos than another. Every single line describes exactly how I feel.

This song is for you.

Asshole.

On Meiyo and Jigai

"You are your father's daughter 

and he raised you and favored you for a reason.

Because you are strong and independent.

Don't do the expected, do the unexpected."

- A True Friend

Honestly, I haven't decided what my Father would think of my proposed new life & lifestyle change. If I thought he truly supported my wishes in spirit, I would absolutely risk disbandment from my own family to follow what I consider the right path for me instead of the inertia of the path an honorable daughter will follow. I know what "unexpected" is for the family I have. I'll never know what "unexpected" would be for the one family member to whom I'm most loyal.

Made more hygiene kits for the homeless
just in time to find one of my favorite people
in the world, Rog (Roger).
He's moved to a different underpass.

Is it odd that friends and coworkers are suddenly giving me things? People who are unaware that I'm leaving are giving me really cool stuff. One older coworker boxed up and gave me her earrings just because I'd complimented her on them the day before.  A friend's friend - who I always considered kinda mean - gave me a hot pair of shoes because they're too small for her.  Another person gave me his Starbuck's reward card because he's dieting. He has gold status. That's like 1 million free white chocolate mochas.  I'm receiving these gifts through the kindness of others. It feels like there's a message or lesson or direction in there somewhere for me, but the "screen" is all foggy and will continue to loop around until I figure it out, or it dissipates. Makes no sense, but better explained in an earlier post. 

Whoa. I just remembered  - last night I dreamed that my Father warned me that my car's gas tank was almost empty. He was sitting in his favorite chair in the family room. 

Odd and random. 

Addicted to terraforming in Second Life. Stop by for a visit.
I've quite lost my mind.

So Beautiful

I found him hiding under the impatiens in the backyard after work today. I don't know what he is, but isn't he beautiful? It's hard to make out in the video, but it looks like he's wearing iridescent wrought iron wings.

Rewatching the video, I love how it looks like his little legs are pushing my hand open. He was all, "Back up off me, bitch. I can't breathe."

And eww, this video reminds me to make a public service announcement: Don't bother buying the new DIY nail gel colors. They're supposed to last for 2 weeks like the salon treatment with the UV light, but they start chipping away the very next day. Seriously, just get them done at a salon.

"LOWER yo muthaf*ckin' voice!"

LOL





Best part: Humiliated guy in the lower left corner shaking his head at 1:33



#BFFdrama

#IllJustTakeTheNote

#MeanwhileInTheHood

#lmmfao

#deadrightnow

Last Days

I'm really gonna miss my evening drive home.

#stupidducks

#badsinging

#crackedwindshield

Now Serving Contestant #3

Sure. This seems about right.

There's a strange man making dinner in my kitchen. He arrived about 5 minutes before I needed to leave for work this morning.

Which made me late for a meeting.

AND I missed the office donuts party.

Hey thanks, mom.

#awkwarddinner

#ismellchocolate

#iamNOTcleaningdishes

Everything in Australia Wants to Kill You.

But cute tho, right?

Okay so I just got home. Its 3am. I haven't even taken my shoes off yet. I'm sitting on a box in the kitchen to check for Facebook messages from my mother and...

.....ah-HA!!!

I KNEW it!

WTF, Australia!?

Are you KIDDING me? Why do you even LIVE there?

The irony: I was considering a last minute flight down undah to check out a sweet shark diving company in Port Lincoln (because whaleshark diving is out of season..smh, Australia).

But now?  Girl, bye!

OMG.  I'm deep cleaning my bedroom "as we speak".

I mean...WTF, Australia?  Seriously. What the ACTUAL FAACK!?

Full story here.

And I thought the scariest Australian creature was attached to Chris Hemsworth.  *rimshot*

When's Intermission?

Acts I, II & III now playing in my uterus.

#killmenow