Monday, June 30, 2014

2 Hours on Elliptical = Ridiculousness



My girlie Kit is working my butt off. Literally.  I cannot sit down. My butt hurts.

I'm sweatin' like Moses.

I don't know what that means.  But it made sense in my head. 

Moses. Okay, lemme think.

I guess I meant "Sweating like Abraham"...the dude in the desert with the mountain and the commandments. But it doesn't have the same swaggetry. 


 
 
 



Sunday, June 29, 2014

Dinner AND a Show



Kristyl's shoes were everything.
Took the BFF to dinner in Canada for her birthday. She's had a rough go of it lately, and she deserves some r&r. 

Reservations and a special surprise waiting for her at a favorite spot.

So, we're on the way home...I rented a limo, and there's a damn SPIDER IN THE BACK!!!! On the little glass drink holder thing. So I stood on the side of the freeway in my floor length wrap dress and open toes while our driver unsuccessfully tried to find it (mostly because he didn't care that there was a spider back there). 

So I rode in front the rest of the way. And I didn't tip him. And I informed him that he was a meanie.





Monday, June 23, 2014

On Kenkyo and Hansei

 
A man only needs half a tatami mat to sleep."
- Japanese Proverb
 
 
I had the most amazing Sunday. 
 
My girlfriends (Michelle, Leah, Phoebe) and I made at least 30 lunches each which included: a PB&J or turkey sandwich, a bottled water, juice, a cookie/cupcake, and chips/pretzels/nuts. 
 
Together, we made over 150 lunches to distribute.
 
We met downtown in an area typically populated by the homeless  - MLK & 3rd...people gather outside of the NSO when the shelter is full, and because a church bus will sometimes stop by with things for them.  We basically just hauled our heavy suitcases of lunches out of our trunks and over to a clear spot on the grass, and waited. 
 
And I met the most amazing, good people, full of joy and pride and positivity. 
 
It took about 5 minutes for curiosity to get the best of the first person, a middle aged man to whom I had the privilege of serving the first lunch. He motioned to his uncertain friends still sitting under a tree across the street and asked if he could bring lunches for them. And again for a couple of people in wheelchairs far away. He came back several times, and we joked about it. In the end, I thanked him for helping us hand out the lunches. Actually, I thanked everyone who came over.
 
I sort of feel like it would've been better somehow if they didn't have to thank us. I really felt like they were helping me. They were so positive. Every person I met humbled me.
 
I laughed and talked with one man, the only white man I met, who sat alone under a tree away from most of the group. He told Leah that her suitcase was coming undone, she mentioned that it was her husband's, and to him I added, "Pffh...then who cares?"  At that, he finally walked off still laughing.
 
A man coming from the opposite direction asked if we were giving out things for hygiene. Something we hadn't even considered. I asked what sorts of things that would include.  He said toilet tissue, bars of soap, a wash cloth, hand sanitizer. I asked about shaving cream, but he said he just uses soap to shave. I promised to return with hygiene items. Maybe also a toothbrush & paste and a small comb. Can you think of other things I can include?
 
Once the volume of people slowed to a halt, we packed up and headed a few blocks over to COTS (another temporary shelter). People in the rooms got wind of us and came down. We handed out the rest of the lunches and chatted with more people. One very tall man talked to me about something...something about his landlord referring to him as "colored", I think...and he was very passionate about the discussion, which somehow turned into a very aggressive one-sided debate. I mostly squinted into the sun to try to keep eye contact and nodded. He started grasping my shoulder and shaking me about for emphasis, which put me in fight-or-flight mode. He finally calmed himself down and left. I love that Phoebe came over and stood behind him like a bodyguard. Hilarious!
 
After we were finished with sandwiches, we headed over to a nearby urban garden (garden owned by the community, used to grow vegetables and herbs, sometimes flowers) to weed and compost(?) the lots.
 
I screamed and squished some sunflowers and ran when I saw a spider. I hung at my car for the duration of that particular activity.
 
Then, we went to a local (super popular!) hangout and ordered breakfast and mimosas.
 
Mimosas. At like 11am. It was part of the agreement. And they were really excited about that part. I pretended to know what a mimosa is, but I only knew that it was a mixed drink.
 
Turns out, its orange juice and champagne.  I didn't want to say that I didn't like it. They were treating their glasses like manna from the Heavens.
 
So, my day and my spirits and my outlook and my body feel amazing. 
 
Also, I came home and immediately passed out.

#mostlongwindedpostever




Thursday, June 19, 2014

2nd 14-Hour Workday



In the middle of a long work week. Day 2 of employee town hall. Going much more smoothly today. All events/banquets/AV staff worked together seamlessly...rendering me useless at this juncture. And way more turnout, since word is out that we're giving away money after every session.

My feet are killing me.


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Sunday, June 15, 2014

Sun + Flowers



What a beautiful, mild, sunny day for flower hunting.

I made my neighbor a pot of flowers...of some sort...

I followed the YouTube tutorial below. 

Of course, my neighbor's looks nothing like his perfect little garden. I should've taken a video, so my mom could better appreciate my work.

She's already blasted me on Facebook...again...for the stripper video.

The tutorial guy says to drill a hole at the bottom of the pot. I decided I would "one up" him, and drilled holes in the bottom AND sides of the pot.  But when I soaked it with water, it only drained out of the bottom...not the holes on the side.  Hmm...

I forgot the rocks, so I used mulch at the bottom, and a plastic bag instead of the mesh stuff he mentions. 

No one told me that the flowers, like children, don't sit where you put them...they're all over the place and you find yourself looking for a spatula to smack them back into place.

I added a solar powered butterfly garden light thingy I found on eBay.  It lights up like Vegas at night...let's see how long it lasts before she throws it into the street.

lol




Saturday, June 14, 2014

Zombie Outbreak?



Okay...where is everyone?  My street is usually filled with married people in matching khakis and polos, planting something that goes in dirt and waking me up with their gas-guzzling lawn mowers.

And where...are....the....kids....?


 
 

Reggae on The Beach



Swanky new outdoor spot with beach chairs, sand, and great music.



Beach Bar & Grille




Thursday, June 12, 2014

Habitat



Working with Habitat for Humanity's Women Build program. First ever all-woman construction crew.

We're in Madison Heights building a new home for a really cool chick. I just met her. She has cerebral palsy. She's kind of awesome. Also, she's the feature story on this morning's Fox 2 newscast. So she's kind of a celebrity now.

All woman crew? You can best believe the closet space will be enormous.

I hope they don't ask me to hammer or staple anything. 
 
Edit 06/13/14: No official photos or video posted yet. I'll upload a few soon.


Names Do Hurt



The stripper guy from my birthday weekend. I ran into him today. Well, I didn't recognize him, I'm embarrassed to say. 

It's strange. He didn't remember why I fussed at him ...he wouldn't have remembered me at all. There were a hundred women there that night, and each one was way more excited to be there than I was.

But he remembered me because I called him "short stop". Or something similar.

And now I feel bad. Proof that names really do hurt.

And also, he's was like 5'4".
 

 
 


And on the other side of the coin...



...uh...

What just happened? 

Ow, my head.

C'mon, Wolverine. I thought we talked about this.






Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Best Orchestral Performance...EVER.



Done.








Also, best comments ever...

R Bee via Google+
I can officially call it a day .. The internet wins .. 
 
 
Lighten up you maladroit, sanctimonious nincompoop...This was all done in fun and the string section was dope.




Saturday, June 7, 2014

What's in YOUR Drawers?



Someone keeps raiding the chocolate. It has to be Kristyl...no one else at work knows about my blog OR my snack drawer.






#snackdrawerswag




Friday, June 6, 2014

"At Risk" Teens



Waiting backstage for my turn to go up. There's a reverend speaking now. He's good. Going to be hard to follow that.



It feels a little weird lecturing teen girls about living their lives when my life is so out of whack right now.  I haven't wanted chocolate in a month. Not even on the first day of my period, which happened last week.

TMI? Yes. But really, who's reading?

I still get that same high at the podium, telling a story, and that one person who wasn't at all engaged suddenly smiles or tunes in because something I say hits home.

Not sure that I should post pictures of the girls. Like before, some of them are in sticky situations.




Thursday, June 5, 2014

If you want something done right...



Too many shady contractors. If you're wondering about the outcome with the most recent guy, he decided that 8pm the next night was the best time to start the project.  I decided it wasn't. 

Gonna do it all myself. The plastering, sanding, caulking, taping and painting aren't a big deal. The TV wall mount thing and the weird bathroom shelving aren't too scary, although I forsee shattered glass from a heavy plasma TV in my future. But I can't change the shower arm/head until I figure out where the main water valves are. This house is old, so even YouTube couldn't help me find them.

My life is in mayhem mode. My brother wants me in Japan permanently by August 2014. The guy from the Start Up Grind event a while back wants me on his team. His sweetass team, if I may add.
 
Shoving cotton candy into my mouth and waiting forever for the lecture to start...
Me: "There's my new friend, ready to go."
Krystal: "The chicken is pretty good."
Me: "..."
 
lol
 
 
Talk about perks. His office doubles as a recording studio. I would have a swing and skateboards and robots at my disposal. And a popcorn machine.

And there's a constant supply of ice cream in the fridge. His assistant advised me of this. This is huge.

But I just got a promotion last December. I came in little under budget for an employee family movie event last weekend. The execution's getting easier. Movie purchase, collateral, announcements, ticket distribution, venue, staffing, and a boatload of movie foods.  850+ attended. I had a photographer take family photos at a movie prop on their way out. The event went smoothly and I had idle time to watch the families rush over to get photos taken.
 
I got A's on my first two Arabic quizzes. I don't want chocolate. I'm kinda Trekked out atm. And the kids at the event were...cute.

My head hurts.

As do my loins.



Sunday, June 1, 2014

Cardboard Box



This week, I learned that too much too soon is too heavy.

p = mass/volume