Sunday, March 9, 2014

300: Rise, bitches.



300 sets of abs...oh, lawd!
 
So how hard was it, really, for the chick who plays Artemesia(sp?) in 300: Rise of an Empire (a.k.a., "A Sea of Abs") to accept that role?
 
"Um, yeah...so you'll have to stare at men's abs all day, you'll have to wear what appears to be the ancient Grecian version of badass Chanel gowns for the entire movie, you'll get to boss men around...oh, and you have to do the dirty with the hot leader guy with the beard that goes all the way around his neck...but you do get paid for it. And I guess you could keep the gowns if you want."
 
Really????
 
Seriously. They could've pay me in chocolate and [deleted...cannot believe my mother caught that].



Tried to sit on Kristyl's lap,
but her giant boobies were in the way.



#ijs  #kristylapproved  #jugs


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