Sunday, May 11, 2014

Familial Fiascos





My family's over. My brother, his wife, my sister, her newborn, and a nest of little hellion womb-punchers. My head already hurts.

My mom will be here in a few hours.

Perfect timing, since my results for my DNA/genetic breakdown just arrived (ancestry.com). You can't see it here because I spliced everything together, but the "trace regions" breaks down to Chinese.

I almost took a chainsaw to 2% of my body.

She's got some 'splainin' to do.

Let the games begin.



 #thereisamissingonepercent


 

 
 
 
 

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