Friday, November 29, 2013

Pedestrian




Last night, a blog visitor wrote that my posts have become monotonous and simplistic and somewhat uninspiring (okay, that last part is just how it floated around in my head), favoring iPhotos of shoes and food over prose. 

I hope I don't disappoint you, readers.  I hadn't considered that I might.  But...

Last week I worked 13-hour shifts. I had separate conversations with every front line employee. 2500 employees.  At the end of every night, I sat in my car for a few minutes to let the adrenalin wear off. My mouth and eyes were sore from smiling for 13 hours.  I was grumpy and fell asleep a few times waiting for my car to warm up. 

My interest in any additional discussions was gone.  I didn't want to talk about anything serious or important. I just wanted to shoot zombies on Steam.

This week, I'm planning three huge employee holiday parties with the limited budget of $150k. I'm introducing a corporate newsletter on Monday. I'm mulling over a job offer for a position that no one knows exists. By the time I get home, I'm all talked out and brain-dead.  I have neither the inclination or interest in discussing ...well, anything. 

I meant for this blog to be my trapper keeper (remember those?) for silly YouTube videos and the rare rant. Its still startling to me that anyone will actually anticipate any sort of posts.  But I'll try to come up with something interesting enough to write about.  Until then, I'll try to keep the photo blasts to a minimum.

Edited 11.28.13 for clarity.

 

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Turkey Day!



 
Oh hello!  Fell asleep trying to organize the closets. I got mad and threw a bunch of clothes on the floor. I think they're still there, but I'm too lazy to roll over and look.
 
lol 
 
Got a few Turkey Day dinner invites.  Gonna barge in to a few family gatherings and grab free food.
 
Is Starbucks open today?
 
 
 
 
 
 

Is is Legal to Marry a Restaurant?

NSFW



3rd stumble of the day. Shoes are decidedly not safe for work.
 



 

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

RoboCop 2014




New and improved.  This looks GOOD.


 

 
 

 
 
 
#nothingbeatsscifi

My Presenter Thingy Died



It was my favorite one. It had a red laser pointer, dammit. Looks like the battery compartment is corroded. 

Ordering a new one. 


Currently singing a Mariah Carey tune to my dead presenter. 

No, litereally. My coworker just asked why there are candles all over my desk. 


I can't liiiive...
If living is without yooou!
I can't giiiiive...
I can't give anymoooore!
*sob*



Rest in peace, PowerPoint Presenter Thingy.