So, you know how sometimes you're taking a bath, and you'll turn over onto your stomach to stretch, or to prop or head so you can fall asleep or check the wall for spiders or because you feel like reenacting Open Water so you're pretending there's a shark in the bathtub?
Okay so when you're in the process of turning over, do you ever notice how emphasized and gargantuan your leg looks? I don't know if it's the soap suds or what. Okay, fine. Maybe its my damn five extra pounds to blame. But the part of my leg between my hip and my knee looks like it belongs on Fred Flintstone's dinner plate.
No more pizza. This is disgusting.
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