[Another] Star Wars Rant

My coworker always knows how to get me all riled up about Star Wars. 

Don't bother with the article. It's only interesting (i.e., hilarious) that dumb-as-rocks Star Wars fans who make the most useless trip ever to see a damn SW film location won't be able to see it soon because of environmental changes. 

Boo hoo.  Poor Star Wars fans.  What will they do now?

Option A: Stay at home and ponder life lessons like "how to boil water".

Option B: Use the money from their trips to invest in Windows 2.0.

Option C: Help OJ Simpson find the real killer.

Option D: Join the Republican party.

GEEZUSGOD am I fired up.  lol  Okay, I feel better now.  Leave me alone. Back to work.