So a Mexican, a mulatto and an Asian walk into a bar...

Wait...which is which? #notrelated

Three "sisters" sitting at a bar is cause for some of the most brazen and taboo pick-up lines ever.

Drinking things through. On deck: I'm going to say this one time, because one time is enough...

Iggy Azalea is NOT a rapper.

Iggy Azalea is a performer.

She's an Australian wannabe who basically stole her flow from rap goddesses Lil Kim, Missy Elliot and (most obviously) Da Brat - and copied their styles.

So the way Ice Cube's flow is smooth and earnest and real?  On Iggy A, it sounds like a parody. Super super forced and exaggerated.

And why wouldn't it?  Seriously....rap is all about angst. 

Cuz it's hard out here, son. 

Yeah, I just said that out loud in a bar and threw up a gang sign.

Okay, that's a lie. I tried to throw up the Westside gang sign, but my fingers automatically did the Vulcan salute instead. 

What has she got to be angry about?  She's a blue eyed blonde white Australian with butt implants and a ton of music awards.

Really?




Peep the style:
Da Brat's flow @ 0:00-1:30
Iggy's flow @ 2:15-2:30

Accent...where is it!?

She's cool and all, and I like her. But she's not from the streets. And she is not hard.

She ain't no hova. So quit harshing my mellow, dawg.