I drank too much tonight. Nothing's fuzzy. But I'm swaying a little. And slurring sluff.
lol sluff
heh
My coworker's been experimenting with liquor-food recipes. So along with the two margaritas at the pub, I had two "crown royal cookies" (oohmygod), these gummy bears that she soaked in vodka (hiccup!...it's all booze!), and this chocolate rum cupcake thing. I didn't eat the cupcake. Driving home, I kept trying to eat the frosting. It didn't compute that the thing was wrapped in plastic.
I just kept wondering why it was so hard to chew. Note the imprint where my nails tried to scratch through the plastic.
Why did I use my new US passport as a coaster? I dunno. Now it'll be all sticky and smell like liquor. I could use the Japan one, I guess.
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